Tuesday 29 March 2011

Heady days.


I snapped this sight when I was riding to the wasteland on Sunday. It was outside some student halls. The wig looked of fair quality, it has been ground presumably underfoot into the remnants of someone's kebab and chips. A modern day scalping. I can imagine the drunken night of debauchery leading to this point. Presumably a teary eyed and completely inebriated student lassie who I imagine was unable to stand due to having lost a heel from one of her shoes was dressing down her suitor for the evening (a similarly drunk male student). While listening to her unfair and possibly sexist rant about how boys can't understand the intricate emotional states of womankind, he realised that he'd had enough of the drunken trollop. He snapped. In a rush of drunken adrenalin he had wrestled the wig from the lassie's head in a messy and forgettable motion, flung it into his kebab tray and began stamping on it. Take that you drunken and disrespectful harlot. The following morning he was either dumped or in the dog house for a foreseeable future.

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